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spacemancharisma:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions

harimenui-forever:

lostsometime:

i had a very illuminating conversation with a guy about 10 years younger than me that really put this change into perspective, which is this:

i have a very distinct memory, in my childhood, of the moment of my disillusionment.  i believed that grown-ups knew what they were doing, and that the things that seemed so obvious to me had to be obvious to them, too (things like DON’T GO TO WAR IN IRAQ, for example).  i believed that, and had that belief pulled out from under me, so my disillusionment comes with a sense of betrayal.

a mere 10 years younger than me, this guy has no such moment or memory.  he never believed grown-ups were fundamentally competent, or good, or reasonable.  he never lived in a world where things didn’t feel constantly careening wildly out of control.  there’s no betrayal in his sense that the government has failed him - of course it has, it was always going to.  he doesn’t remember a time pre-bush, or pre-9/11, or pre-iraq war.  this is just what the world has always looked like for him.  so it’s not really a sense of “disillusionment,” actually - his generation never had any illusions to lose.  they’ve just been in this world so long it’s all they’ve ever known.

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Born around the year 2000 gang

virtualherovranger:

virtualherovranger:

one of the first laws that needs to go when we abolish the police nationwide is loitering laws. there’s absolutely no reason the state should be able to arrest and fine me for like. existing in public.

and it goes without saying that these laws are used to target black people as well as the homeless

afronerdism:

growtiredofpublicvulnerability:

gaylienz:

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-nurse-didnt-just-create-a-replacement-n95-mask-hers-filters-more/

Tommye Austin has created a new better mask!

The name N95 comes from the fact the masks filter 95% of airborne particles, such as viruses. Lab results show Tommye’s masks block 96.5%.

N95s weren’t intended for all-day use, so they tend to carve painful, unsightly marks into noses, cheeks and chins. Hers don’t.

With nowhere for exhaled carbon dioxide to escape, N95 wearers sometimes suffer dizziness or headaches. Hers have an air pocket so the C02 floats more easily away

direct link if you want to make this yourself

Incredible. Black women, we’re saving the world. We are the world

starkwillendurestone:

isshehungry:

peak r*p***’s drag race

“act a fool, girl” is the most iconic drag race quote. point blank period. 

fousheezy:

aquarianmermaid:

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More media suppression of journalists. So now when journalists tweet or write articles (as this journalist did both) about police that the cops don’t like, police departments are trying to find ways to arrest for journalists some other type of “crime.”

Open fascism and nobody bats an eye

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gael-garcia:

Miss Major in The Trans List (2016)

blackreigen:

star wars fandom was the most disappointing fucking fandom EVER like we had JOHN BOYEGA and OSCAR ISAAC!!! two of the sexiest thottiest big dick energy-ist bitches out here and fandom said “no no no i dont want that i wanna suck on kylo rens toes” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ill never be over it

theauspolchronicles:

*yells via megaphone* social distancing isn’t over yet! Slight repealing of restrictions doesn’t mean you can cram people into a shopping centre and ignore personal space you dense fucks!